Computer is back

So, the broken laptop came back today. Loaded with Vista.

Step one, overwrite Vista.

Step two, talk to Jeff about installing Linux on a dual boot.

Step three, continue to hate Microsoft.

That is all.

Global warming?

Yup, 4 1/2 inches of global warming fell on my little empire this weekend. Lil' Boogers had a good time playing in it for a few hours. She particularly like global warmingball fights. Particularly being hit by the global warmingballs. She built a global warmingman and played with a neighbor's sled (which she did not like) until everyone was numb from the cold.

It's amazing how little global warming it takes to shut down the entire city!

Cruise Ship Bingo

The newest game sensation; Cruise Ship Bingo! (tm, copyright Cooper Heavy Industires LLC, all rights reserved)

Here are the things that make you go "WHAT!"

1: Man wearing cow print pants.
2: Old man in leisure suit.
3: Drunk woman at the lifeboat drill before the ship sails.
4: Man in cowboy boots and large belt buckle the whole cruise.
5: Man in black socks and sandals.
6: Hairy chested dude with lots of gold necklaces.
7: Fat guy in a speedo.
8: Mr. T starter set. (more than 5 gold necklaces!)
9: Willie the Pimp. Okay, not the actual Willie from People Of Wal-Mart fame, but he looked close enough.
10: Bluegrass band playing "Purple Rain."


I'll repeat that if you weren't listening...

10: Bluegrass band playing "Purple Rain."

11: Comedian that was not even remotely funny.
12: Guy in swimsuit and suspenders.
13: Guy from #12 with hairy chest and nipple rings.
14: Very Very Very bad toupe'. It looked like a cat sitting on a bald man.
15: Elvira wannabe.
16: Man perpetually drunk. Everywhere he was he had a drink and a stumble. Even breakfast every day.
17: Grumpy church group in matching tee shirts complaining about everything.
18: People who cannot fold towels into animals. Even with lots of coaching.
19: Prosti-teens. If you are 13, you should not dress like a hooker.

You're welcome.