Cruise Ship Bingo

The newest game sensation; Cruise Ship Bingo! (tm, copyright Cooper Heavy Industires LLC, all rights reserved)

Here are the things that make you go "WHAT!"

1: Man wearing cow print pants.
2: Old man in leisure suit.
3: Drunk woman at the lifeboat drill before the ship sails.
4: Man in cowboy boots and large belt buckle the whole cruise.
5: Man in black socks and sandals.
6: Hairy chested dude with lots of gold necklaces.
7: Fat guy in a speedo.
8: Mr. T starter set. (more than 5 gold necklaces!)
9: Willie the Pimp. Okay, not the actual Willie from People Of Wal-Mart fame, but he looked close enough.
10: Bluegrass band playing "Purple Rain."


I'll repeat that if you weren't listening...

10: Bluegrass band playing "Purple Rain."

11: Comedian that was not even remotely funny.
12: Guy in swimsuit and suspenders.
13: Guy from #12 with hairy chest and nipple rings.
14: Very Very Very bad toupe'. It looked like a cat sitting on a bald man.
15: Elvira wannabe.
16: Man perpetually drunk. Everywhere he was he had a drink and a stumble. Even breakfast every day.
17: Grumpy church group in matching tee shirts complaining about everything.
18: People who cannot fold towels into animals. Even with lots of coaching.
19: Prosti-teens. If you are 13, you should not dress like a hooker.

You're welcome.